David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons
Why Golf Is Better Than Sex.....

#10... A below par performance is considered damn good.
#9... You  can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of  beers.
#8... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
#7... Foursomes are encouraged.
#6... You can  still make money doing it as a senior.
#5... Three times a  day is possible.
#4... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer  if you play with someone else.
#3... If you live in   Florida , you can do it almost every day.
#2... You don't  have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.

And the NUMBER ONE reason
why golf is better than sex.....
#1... When your equipment gets old you can replace it!