These are too funny and I have to share them with other IT folks:

  

      - CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete Monthly

 

 

 

      - COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business-Oriented Language

 

 

 

      - DOS: Defective Operating System

 

 

 

      - IBM: I Blame Micro$oft!

 

 

 

      - ISDN: It Still Does Nothing

 

 

 

      - LISP: Lots of Infuriating Silly Parentheses

 

 

 

      - MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

 

 

 

      - NT: Never-ending Trouble

 

 

 

      - SCSI: System Can't See It

 

 

 

      - WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System