|Another golf story!|
I went to my doctor for my annual physical yesterday.
When my doctor asked me about what I'd been doing lately, I told him about my
"Well, earlier this week, I waded across the edge of a lake, escaped from a bear in the heavy brush, marched up and down a mountain, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand, and jumped away from an aggressive copperhead snake"
Inspired by my story, the doctor said, "You must be an awesome outdoorsman!"
"No," I replied, "I'm just a lousy golfer".