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Golf Shot - #2

Harold was teeing off from the back tees.

On his down-swing, he suddenly realized that his wife was about to tee off from the red tees, directly in his path. Unable to stop his down swing he nailed the ball and hit her directly in the right temple, killing her instantly.

A few days later Harold received a call from the coroner concerning her autopsy. "Harold, your wife died from blunt force trauma to the head. You said you hit a golf ball and struck her in the temple. Is that correct?"

"Yes sir," Harold replied, "that's correct."

"Well, I also found a large bruise on her right hip. Do you know anything about that?"

"Yes sir," Harold replied. "That would have been my mulligan."