|Thanksgiving Day - One Liners|
Now for a few one-liners to share after the Turkey is finished off…
What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?
Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving,"
What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?
What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it?
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
Why can't you take a turkey to church?
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
Where did the first corn come from?
Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?